do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
have you ever just cried because you’re you
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
Help Our Turtle Friends!!!
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos